Please post your questions under the “Leave a Reply” section at the bottom of this page. Since your questions are important to me, I will be sure to answer them as quickly as possible. Even if that means taking time out of the workday.
Please post your questions under the “Leave a Reply” section at the bottom of this page. Since your questions are important to me, I will be sure to answer them as quickly as possible. Even if that means taking time out of the workday.
December 31st, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Q: What is the illustrious Alec Gramama Berger doing to ring in the new year?
A: I gave the staff at TTB off all this past week, and tonight I plan to party like it’s 1981.
December 18th, 2011 at 7:08 AM
Q: Berger,
What is the greatest movie of all time and what is the greatest quote from said film?
A: Easy one for me – “Donny, you’re out of your element.” -Big Lebowski
December 8th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Q: Do you think Superman gets a boner when he’s talking to Lois Lane? And I don’t mean the fugly Margot Kidder version, but the hot Teri Hatcher one.
A: Yes, but he can’t do anything about it. The only thing he could use for protection would be a Kryptonite condom, which would kill him. Side note, if you’ve never seen Superman III, you need to – Richard Pryor is the bad guy in what might be one of the worst movies of all time.
December 2nd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Q: I am not OK.
Please, delete it now.
A: I’m worried about you, TinityXator, but I won’t delete it no matter how nicely you ask.
November 27th, 2011 at 10:23 PM
Q: The phrase “happy as a clam” how do people know clams are all that happy?
A: Little known fact, but clams have been found to be one of the most unhappy of all mollusks. Think about it…if you’re a clam you have no ability to run around, eat a cheeseburger, or even have a beer (despite the inaccurate portrayal on the Family Guy bar). You just get tossed around in the tide your whole life, only to be cracked open and turned into a sauce if you’re lucky. If someone tells you that “Bill is happy as a clam” you should give Bill a hug because he’s having a pretty crappy day.
November 26th, 2011 at 12:05 AM
Q: I have been getting very into the original Miami Vice episodes. Who was your favorite character, Crockett or Tubbs, and why?
A: Who the hell watched that crap? In the 80′s all I watched was quality programming like Small Wonder. There was the nosy neighbor chick who always caused trouble, the stupid dad who couldn’t figure out how to make money off of a a great invention to save his life, and then there was an f’n robot girl who never changed clothes and sometimes caught on fire…why would you watch anything else?
November 25th, 2011 at 1:35 AM
Q: Hi
- Do you like frogs?
- Are you considering giving to tours to Egypt?
- Do you covet to have a pomegranate and accept a rest in Rome?
- Do you like wandering to Berlin?
- Maybe you want to remember the Swine influenza?
- Or maybe you will choose between doing sports or watching it on the TV?
If I’m off topic here, I really apologize.
I hope this makes me famous!
PartyTed34
A: Damn you, spam filter…why do you keep failing me? I really don’t want to answer this, but here you go:
- No, I don’t like frogs
- No, I do not have any plans to give Egyptian tours
- What?
- Sure. I’ll wander over to Berlin tomorrow
- Maybe I do, maybe I don’t
- I never do sports
You are actually surprisingly on topic, I’m the one that should apologize for this poor website content. You are, however, nowhere close to famous.
October 11th, 2011 at 10:49 PM
Q: In an effort to keep you busy and out of trouble, I pose another question that I had to scroll equally as far for. Seeing as our fine nation has chosen Portland and Denver as 2 of its top 3 microbrew capitals, what Denver microbrews do you recommend that I might be able to procure out here in the rocks n water?
P.S. TTC, I hope you shielded your eyes and are consequently not reading this. I would wait until double-digits (like your father) for your first 40.
A: Here’s what I have for you, some you may already know, some maybe not:
- New Belguim (Fat Tire is the more well known beer they brew, my favorite is 1554)
- ODell’s
- Great Divide
- Avery
- Left Hand
- Dry Dock (walking distance from my house)
P.P.S. Who do you think is writing this? I drink my dad under the table, last night he took so long to take down a Mike’s Hard Lemonade I asked him if he’d quit his job to get his nursing degree. After he passed out I finished my Mad Dog 20/20 (in my sippy cup) and hit the clubs. BTW, he thinks a “finishing a 40″ refers to prime rib…